I was starving about 10 min ago an opened my freezer to find one of those AMAZING tasting Healthy Choice frozen meals. I don't know what in the hell compelled me to buy a Lobster Ravioli dinner... I don't even like seafood that much.. but I got in anyway (probably because it was one of those "buy 2 for $5 deals" ) .... and I decided out of all the things in our apartment that I could possible eat that Lobster Ravioli was the ONLY thing to satisfy my needs.
It looked good, smelled good.... did not taste good..
So now, I am stuffed with a very unsatisfying feeling...
A hot fudge sundae would be amazing, but I am saying "not to junk" until our wedding ceremony.. because when i BOUGHT my wedding dress 2 mths ago, it fit just fine.. I went in to get the chest taken in a little and the gal looked at me with her Russian accent and said, "Ve vill need tu take zee heeps out a 1/2 eench "
So- here I am, 3 weeks before my next fitting trying to get my "heeps" down a "1/2 eench"
Eating terrible, frozen, calorie controlled meals... depriving myself of the glass of Merlot I used to enjoy at the end of my days... focusing on snacks like plain almonds and raisins instead of cookies and brownies that I have been craving for weeks!!
Oh- the wonders of having the metabolism of a .... what's an animal that just gets fat???... bear.. yes! a bear, that fattens up before the winter.. altho, every season is the winter for me.. just storing the yummy food that graces my pallet..
Where my husband, w/ the metabolism of an Antelope , gets to chow down on Big Mac's an fries :) ... mmmmm Big Mac.... aagggggghhh *drools*
Okay- so my spelling sucks, now that that is out of the way- i hope you can follow me :o)
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